" fire off "

 [ "fire off" ]

1: to punch someone in there shit for talkin shit or doin shit you don't like.

  * e.g.,  ... I had to fire off in that nigga cuz he touched my girl's tits. 

 [ "fire off a missle" ]

1: Going to take a shit...

  * e.g.,  ... Have anything good to read? Im going to fire off a missle. 

 [ "Firing Off a Few Rounds" ]

1: Beating off, rubbing one out, jerking off

  * e.g.,  ... MOCO was firing off a few rounds while thinking about Marisa last night! 

 [ "Firing off the skin pistol" ]

1:  To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

  * e.g.,  ...  ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker. 

 [ "Firing off the skin pistol" ]

2:  To procrastinate.

  * e.g.,  ...  Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol? 

 [ "firing off some knuckle children" ]

1: Coercing yourself to ejaculate through genitial manipulation.

  * e.g.,  ... Often times Chris will rub himself raw while firing off some knuckle children. He likes to punish his penis like he caught it breaking into his house. 

 [ "firing off some ass missels" ]

1: when you have been cramping and you sit on the throne and take a dump and it violently shoots out splashing in to the toilet bowl like a rocket shot in the water usualy accompanied by a loud fart and a splash in the bowl all at the same time.

  * e.g.,  ... oh oh man I need to go in the bathroom that burger king breakfast is going right through me  

 [ "fire one off" ]

1: To fire one off is to take a crap.

  * e.g.,  ... I hadn't crapped for a month, until I couldn't hold it in any longer and I then just fired one off. 

 [ "fire one off the cuff" ]

1: To masturbate (male)

  * e.g.,  ... My bitch wasn't around and I was hornier than a dog with two dicks, so I quickly fired one off the cuff before she came home. 

 [ "Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl." ]

1: haha lol so cool word XDDDDD

  * e.g.,  ... Normally occurs at the tail-end of an upset-stomach deuce. When you fire off a bunch of quick-hitting farts, in a firecracker pattern, with no substance or stink with the sound being amplified by the toilet bowl. which is a good messgae 

 [ "Fire off some missiles" ]

1: Slang for masturbation, ejaculation

  * e.g.,  ... Here's a magazine to help fire off some missiles.